Delicate balance between drunk and suave

What you guys order to regulate this?

I like drinking whiskey but I get sloppy

Beer makes me burpy/farty and feel like I got beer breath





Rum n coke?





I don't got a problem w liquid courage. I can approach any where no prob. I got a problem with binge drinking. Woman to man ratio at bars here is crazy. I can't just have two beers I gotta get wrecked. Not the best equation for swooping bar skanks.